Thursday, April 04, 2013

Quotable Moments

Last night at dinner:
John: You're 20 weeks now so this is what? The most sober you've been since high school?

This morning getting blood work done:
Employee: I'm going to assume that because you're drinking coffee in front of me you're not fasting.
Me: Dude. I'm pregnant. I'm pretty much eating from the moment I wake up.

Employee to phlebotomist: Watch out for her. She was mean to me.
Me to phlebotomist: Not true. I know better than to be mean to the people that are about to shove needles onto my arm.

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