Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Totally F'd Up

Someone came into my yard and jacked all my pears.

No, it was not some little woodland creature crawling up into the tree and taking bites out of the pears.

This was a person. A person able to shake down 25+ pounds of pears and haul them off.

Asshole.

My tree is no longer laden with pears.

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All that's left are these two sad looking little ones.

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There will be no pearsauce or diced pears to be canned this year. At least not for me. Maybe for the jerk face that stole my pears. Maybe they'll get botulism or eat a worm or choke on a chunk of pear. At the very least I hope one of the pears knocked them really hard on the head when they shook the tree. Freaking Assholes.

7 comments:

  1. WTH!?! Who would do that?!? I'm pissed for you!!! If I was there, we'd go find the pear bandit! That is really f'd up!

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  2. That is crazy. I'd be so pissed!!

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  3. OMG! That's horrible! How can someone be so rude?!

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  4. what a fucking ahole!!!! I'm so sorry, that's just horrible!

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  5. You've got to be kidding me, who does that! You should booby-trap it next time!

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