Wednesday, December 23, 2009

There Goes Christmas Part Two

Me: I need to run to Barnes and Noble, Target, Wal-Mart and HEB today.
John: I'll go with you if you'll go to Guitar Center with me. I need to go by Target too.
Me: You can't come with me.
John: Why not?
Me: Because.
John: Because why?
Me: Because I need to buy something for a certain someone and that someone can't come to the store with me.

Later we run into eachother in the Target parking lot.

Me: *Tries to hide cart behind myself* Hey stranger! Don't look in the cart!
John: Why not?
Me: Because I don't want any more ruined Christmas surprises.
John: Speaking of Christmas surprises. I just went and got you one, but it's not going to be here until after Christmas. I'm debating whether or not I should tell you.
Me: Well I don't want to know. Why don't you print out a picture of whatever it is and wrap it.
John: So you don't want me to tell you?
Me: *wonders out loud* What could you have gotten me that wouldn't be here until after Christmas?
John: IwenttoBarnesandNobleandreservedthespecialeditionofLambforyou!
Translation: I went to Barnes and Noble and reserved the special edition of Lamb for you.
Me: WHY DID YOU TELL ME!?
John: Well you asked!
Me: I was thinking out loud! It was a rhetorical question!

1 comment:

  1. What a sweet hubby...it's the thought that counts! Matt present got here YESTERDAY so I have to go pick it up sometime today. Merry Christmas Eve Faith!

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