All said by my husband last night:
Dear blog,
Today was the 2nd day back at school. Little Johnny looked at me across the hallway today. He is so dreamy.
Dear Diary,
I don't know how to say this, but I think my math teacher is giving me weird looks. I think he is looking at the new boobs I grew over the summer.
Dear Diary,
These classes are so hard. I don't know if I can handle the pressure of all this new Calculus and English.
P.S. Johnny is so dreamy!
Dear Diary,
Some day I dream of being first clarinet. The girl Clarissa that is first clarinet is a stinky whore.
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HAHA! I can just imagine the voice to go with these!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI'll have to see if I can secretly record him doing this sometime. The voice he does is probably the best part!
ReplyDeleteThat's my boy!
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