Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Conversations with John - Back to School Edition

All said by my husband last night:

Dear blog,

Today was the 2nd day back at school. Little Johnny looked at me across the hallway today. He is so dreamy.

Dear Diary,

I don't know how to say this, but I think my math teacher is giving me weird looks. I think he is looking at the new boobs I grew over the summer.

Dear Diary,

These classes are so hard. I don't know if I can handle the pressure of all this new Calculus and English.

P.S. Johnny is so dreamy!

Dear Diary,

Some day I dream of being first clarinet. The girl Clarissa that is first clarinet is a stinky whore.

4 comments:

  1. HAHA! I can just imagine the voice to go with these!

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  2. I'll have to see if I can secretly record him doing this sometime. The voice he does is probably the best part!

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