Tuesday, July 01, 2008

In the News

Domesticated Chimp is missing in California Forest

Wow. Who knew monkeys could be so vicious? My favorite lines are toward the end of this story:

"The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death."

Biting off his testicles? A couple of monkeys? Seriously? They didn't kill them before all this crazy stuff happened to the poor guy. They're MONKEYS not Tigers!

and:

"He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding."

I wonder if their dog was the ringbearer?

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