Target won and took my money again and again. I lost my fancy contacts while at the first wedding of the year we'd go to. It took a lot of money to get new ones. I also took my Boudoirs this month (sorry no link to those!) and had to get my first spray tan. The best thing that happened this month? I discovered my apple cake recipe.

February
Riley started his escape artist act.
John chauffeured Julie, Erin and I around on our drunken night out.
Had an awesome Knottie night out.
March
Celebrated Erin's birthday
Discovered Mint Dreams
I celebrated my birthday!
In a 2nd bday celebration Julie made me my giant cupcake.

Went to Baby Bake.
April
Discovered someecards.com
Got angry in the grocery store
We also went to Oyster Bake and served beer which meant lots of free beer. Somehow that also went undocumented on my blog. Could have been a good thing....
May
Got the AC replaced, goodbye stimulus check.
In one mass post I shared that we celebrated Julie's bday and then faked a bachelorette party, went to a Spurs game, went to another where I got to see Misty
my phone was stolen at that Spurs game and then I bought a new one.
John also shared his porn and I introduced you all to the German Man that calls my house.
I was the minister in Erin's wedding.
I also created my 101 in 1001 Days list.
June
The old German Man called back.
I started counting the number of weddings and babies for the year. Little did I know how big this list was going to get.
Made my first Chicago trip for this year, saw Lionel Richie while I was there.
Married Emily and Jordan.
Celebrated Becky's Bday.
July
Hosted the first annual H*man Olympics and finished physical therapy for my back.
It was two of my brother's birthdays this month.
Worked the pink wedding.
Ran away for the weekend to see Virginia and my nephew Ben.
Julie and I made TONS of cookies
The AC also broke again.
Bachelorette party in Austin.
August
Another wedding
The puppy hell that continued
Ode to Cheese Fries and lots of ranch dressing

John's dad and his nephew came for a visit and we all went to the zoo.
Watched nothing but the Olympics


Updated the living room and bought a new fridge.
The AC broke, AGAIN.
Mom had back surgery and we had to entertain ourselves in Waco.
September
Went to Chicago again and saw Oprah and all the Olympic athletes
Found out what was wrong with my wrist
Gave John the Boudoir pics and celebrated our one year anniversary with a trip to Fredericksburg. We got to sleep under the creepy turkey.
It was my youngest brother's birthday.
Celebrated Stephanie's birthday.
October
Spent a weekend in the kitchen
Bought a plant that is still barely alive.

Started going crazy writing my comps and had no life for 3 weeks.
Found a big pad of stress fat and my thyroid problem.
Was a Reverend again for my BFF's sister's wedding.
Bought a car
Lauren and Jack's wedding in Lubbock.
Celebrated John's last birthday in his 20s.
Halloween party and more John's bday celebration.

November
Emily's lingerie shower, visit with Virg and Jackie and a trip to Wurstfest.
Worked the White Wedding
Had the very NOT FUN thyroid biopsy. Only to find out everything is normal.
Passed my comps!!!
Became a Tia again to my wonderful little niece Elizabeth.
Thanksgiving
Week took our Trash the Dress Pics

Erin's bachelorette party and the baking of more cookies.
December
My life got even more crazy
Erin's Wedding

Emily's Bachelorette
I started my two week and much needed vacation.
I graduated from Grad School
Emily's Wedding
and finally Christmas!